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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber?

Lukewarm.

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What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola