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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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What is the room temperature on Tatooine?

Lukewarm

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe