How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

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What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm.

What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola