What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.