What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

A Brexit

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.