What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

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What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

What is the inner temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm.