What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!