What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

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Why did everyone love the fisherman?

He was a real catch

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this... or better like this

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!