What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter