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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What's the art of having multiple personalities?

Acting