What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Whats the sickest piece of art?

Pneumonia Lisa