What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Shake it off

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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How do you know if something is art?

People tell you.

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A hobby horse.