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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Painter Jokes More Painter Jokes

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!