What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

What's a statistician's favorite form of art?

Data-ism