What are a pirate's least favorite letters?

D, M, C, and A.

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

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