What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

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What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear