They are both controlled by little green men.
Illumi-naughty
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
In a skeptic tank.
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
We may never know the truth.
Exchange him.
Insomnia
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
Who wants to know?
Occam's razor
In the punchlines.
Because seven ten eleven!
Discreet uniform distribution
In Fort Launderdale.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
