They are both controlled by little green men.
Illumi-naughty
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
In a skeptic tank.
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
We may never know the truth.
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
When it gets a handle on life.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Danke
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
A tire.
Because it's too cold out-tide.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
It was just going through one of its phases.
Moonbeams.
The cast-a-net.
They're used to people 'goblin' them!