They are both controlled by little green men.
Illumi-naughty
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
We may never know the truth.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Write it down.
I have no idea, I just know they aren't free
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
He read that it was an invisible solid.
Bernie Sanders
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)
November.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Thunderware.
It made him shy!
AT & AT.
They use Google Mops.