They are both controlled by little green men.
Illumi-naughty
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
We may never know the truth.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Just two, how did they get in there anyway?
Bully Jean is not my lover!
Nun!
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
They do Yoda.
I have no Idea.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Bernie Sanders
The Earth's crust is on the outside.
The bombshell!
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
