They are both controlled by little green men.
Illumi-naughty
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
We may never know the truth.
One to three for breaking and entering.
I just need some space.
Bernie Sanders
Hi Jack!
Aw man, that's a drag.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
They do Yoda.
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Wanna go swimming?
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Occam's razor
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.
