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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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How do cows go from one town to another?

They cowmmute.

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)