What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)