What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

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What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What makes a joke bad?

Redundancy.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)