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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)