What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)