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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Dead Cow Jokes More Dead Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)