The Earth's crust is on the outside.
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
Because the Earth is always tilted.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Coconut.
If the planes came from the outside.
