What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.