What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose