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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin