What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars