What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars