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What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Gene Wilder Jokes More Gene Wilder Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)