What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold