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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.