What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.