What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.