What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.