What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.