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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.