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What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Lecture Jokes More Lecture Jokes

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.