Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"