David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour......And then the building exploded.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.