David Bowie Jokes

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

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A Hamburghini.

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Rebel Rebel!

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