David Bowie Jokes

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice?

Hamburglar helpler

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.