David Bowie Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

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