David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.