Betty White.
Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
Rebel Rebel!
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
The Spiders from Mars
Carrie Fisher.
Mind if I Slytherin
Redbull Redbull
Can-cer
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
Because people are dying to get in.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
He wanted to find a tight seal.
A baby with popped floaties.
Deep ends really.
Cancer
Cancer...
Eggs-aisle.
I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
A mar tiny.