David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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A baby with popped floaties.

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Deep ends really.

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Eggs-aisle.

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