David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

Hamburglar Jokes More Hamburglar Jokes

What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice?

Hamburglar helpler

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Alan Rickman Jokes More Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25