David Bowie Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?

Can-cer

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What do you get if you put morphine on your toast?

Crumfortably Numb!

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

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What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Paul Walker die?

His name wasn't Paul Driver.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Hamburglar Jokes More Hamburglar Jokes

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Gene Wilder Jokes More Gene Wilder Jokes

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.