Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do we need to die?

Chickens

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.