Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.