Alan Rickman Jokes

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.