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Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably Morphine

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)