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Alan Rickman Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Snape Jokes More Snape Jokes

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.