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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!