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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.