What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)