What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.