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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.