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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge