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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge