What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.