What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge