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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Porridge Jokes More Porridge Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.