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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge