What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.