When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?

A dirty kid!

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.