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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

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Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*