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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.