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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.