What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D