What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.