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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.