What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.