Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims. They got through over 40 stories in seconds.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.