How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.