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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball