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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.