What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.