What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.