What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

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What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood