How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.