What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

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He was cross.