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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!