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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.