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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy