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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.