100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
A fish!
One. Five. One.
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
Just a little bit.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)
They are too trigger-happy.
Head to head race
100 bill.
Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.
Wo ai ni
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.