Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
None, they prefer natural light
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Twenty-Juan
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Don't worry, they'll tell you
A lecture.
Get off your high horse.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Stop-oppressing-me