What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.