Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!