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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!