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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.