Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!