Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom?

Because Mao is more of a chair man!