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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.