Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.