Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments