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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.