What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.