What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Why are south Italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?

A bud hound!

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate