What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water