What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.