What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.