Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.