Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.