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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.