Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.