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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.