Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.