April Sale - 20% Off

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes More Ice Bucket Challenge Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off