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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

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What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.