To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
About as West as Taylor
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
It's a sore subject.
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Ebola
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
