To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Fo Drizzle.
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
They re-coil!
It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"
Happi-ness
Start in England and drive West.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
I'm not Willie Nelson