How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was