Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!