Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.