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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.