March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Previous Random Joke Next
Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Who gets saved?

America

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.