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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners?

Mercy!

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

Ebola Jokes More Ebola Jokes

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

How do you call someone named olaf with ebola?

Ebolaf