What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

Hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.