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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

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What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Dope Jokes More Dope Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Silicon Jokes More Silicon Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope