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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Silicon Jokes More Silicon Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope