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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

Silicon Jokes More Silicon Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope