What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

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Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure.

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The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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With a broom and a dustpan.

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Ohm on the range

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Hinduism... Om......

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One's gotta pee.

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The resistance of both drop when doped.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope