Dope Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Silicon Jokes More Silicon Jokes

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.