Dope Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

What did Silicon say to Germenaium?

Got dope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims?

Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah

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Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Lance Armstrong Jokes More Lance Armstrong Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What do the Patriots and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They only have one good ball.

Fast Runner Jokes More Fast Runner Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb