Dope Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 15 black guys?

Coach.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Lance Armstrong Jokes More Lance Armstrong Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Rushin Jokes More Rushin Jokes

Why do Ukrainians not like being late?

They don't wanna be rushin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!