What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.