What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.