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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism