What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.