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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.