What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.