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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday