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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.