What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.