What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.