Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the hairdresser escape?

John Frieda.

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!