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Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a short psychic who's escaped from rehab?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?