Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!