A small medium at large.
Framed.
Cell Phones.
It was a child predator.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
You're sure to get a little head
A midget.
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
It was a wannabe wallaby!
It doesn't have windows.
Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Parsing HTML with regex.
You probably haven't heard it.
