Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank