Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?

They both wear stripes!

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.