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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato