Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!