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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.