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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt?

A Tank Top