Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks?

So that they can see the battle.