How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

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They only work 10% of the time.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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A bro-tato

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Dam-it!

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.