How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster