How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What do you call a happy Kia owner?

An optimast.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster