How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!