Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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What makes food go bad?

Bacteria(/spoiler)

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON