Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung