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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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