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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.