Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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