Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.