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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung