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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Yak Jokes More Yak Jokes

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Cognac Jokes More Cognac Jokes

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac