What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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Cognac