What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac