What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

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What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac