Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

What do 50 cent hot dogs have in common with lumber?

Two buy four.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians