What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.