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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye?

Pink eye

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.